Viral Video Watch: “United Breaks Guitars” : A Lesson In Baggage and Message Handling

July 6:  The band Sons of Maxwell post this video on YouTube, relating their story of how their baggage — and their complaint — was mishandled by United Airlines: (hat tip to Tricia M) July 7:  The video immediately takes off, tray tables stowed and locked and seatbacks in the upright position, with over 50,000 views in the 24 hours. [...]

July 2.5 – 3.5 :: Fence-Sitting Beige and Other Considerations of Northern North American Dual Citizen’s Day

Update to last year’s misguided concept of Canadian-American Dual Citizen’s Day, via Facebook:   Dan is celebrating Northern North American Dual Citizen’s Day http://danspira.wordpress.com/2008/07/02 Aliza at 8:59pm July 2: Wouldn’t 11:52:30 tonight until 00:07:30 July 3 be the North American Dual Citizen’s minutes of celebration? That’s equidistant from July 1 and July 4. And, everyone deserves their [...]

Oh… Canada.

Here’s a follow-on to last year’s little video tribute to Canada Day: Living in the U.S. can be a challenge for Canucks. As a literature professor once explained to me, in the American story, a hero’s rite of passage consists of a road trip across the United States and/or losing his/her virginity.  The Canadian hero, on the other hand, either battles [...]

Regulations Gone Bananas

The EU Agriculture Commission has announced that, in light of the dismal economy and high food prices, it proposes to slightly relax its onerous rules and regulations on fruits and vegetables in retail markets.   Pages and pages of standards and specifications on things like onions and carrots will be tossed out into the compost heap. Or, as [...]

more TLAs…

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x1voa_international-conference-calls

Scene from After the Apocalypse

Once all the humans have been killed off by The Machine, this is all that there will be left:   Of course, once we’re on the subject of end-of-the-world scenarios, gotta give a hat tip to the Flying Conchords…

Kill Two Metaphors With One Pun

How could one kill two metaphors with one pun? It would be like… pushing the envelope out of the box… though that’s not really a pun is it? Maybe it’s just a dumb, mixed metaphor that sort of works. Kinda like “Reinventing the Third Wheel.”

What Kind of Personality Test Are You?

Ah, recursive humor. Recursive humor is just one level of Hell outwards from the inner frozen circle of Puns.  Both puns and recursive humor rely on a certain cerebral attitude to be considered even remotely, possibly, given the right circumstances, a candidate for being that-which-normal-people-might-refer-to-as-quote-unquote-funny.  Whereas puns merely elicit groans, recursive humor elicits a kind of nerdy, nasal [...]

Twits

 Twouble with Tribbles-er-Twitters-i-mean-Tweets-wait-uh-what… (hat tip to Mitch Joel) There are some really brutal rips on the Twitterati out there, each one less appropriate than the other. Seriously, if you’d of asked me if you could Twitter my Blog ten years ago, I would have slapped you across the face. Today I learned that a person who is able to [...]

Bankers versus Consultants

  I work half the time you do I know you must hate this Hold up, I’m about to put you In a two-by-two matrix vs I got a house in the Hamptons And a penthouse loft But you’ve got intangibles Is that why your skills are so soft? Reminds me of a conversation I once had [...]

Typos du Jour: Refugees of Spellcheck-Grammarcheck

The only thing worse than managementspeak is managementspeak with embarassing typos: ” ..operating at all levels of business from facilitating strategic development within the C sweet to designing and implementing…” ” ..achieving these results can be a challenging and illusive quest…”

Sooner or Later

 A funny thing happened to me on the way to Norman, Oklahoma. My so-called smartphone, a Samsung SCH-i760 which runs Windows (@%$&) Mobile 6-point-something, has a funny way of handling time zones. It’s a bit too smart for its own good. Oklahoma is officially in U.S. Central time, with a small portion of the state unofficially [...]

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